Friday, September 18, 2009

The FIRST Rocky Planet

You know what this means? That's right... it means that it's an underdog planet that's soon gonna show it's sun, we'll call it Apollo [Creed], that it's not going to go down without a fight.

Ultimately though it will lose because it will be fighting the sun.

That being said, this also means that the planet is somewhat quality, and unlike the Rocky planets 2-5 we discover, will not completely suck. My prediction, though, is that Rocky Planet 4 will be full of Soviets and we will destroy it as a very poor metaphor for Americans dominating the Soviet Union.

Also, I bet scientists are going to get bored later on in their lives and they're going to decide that we need to find another Rocky Planet just because they haven't discovered anything of quality for 25 years... I mean... did you see their discovery of the new element JudgeDreddonium?

The new Rocky Planet will ultimately suck and no one will really care and just shake their head wondering why it was ever discovered.

The point I'm trying to make here is that Rocky was good but the sequels were not:

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